My favorite is the first one “maybe even you” is a cute touch as to why you are getting spam:

• Someone from your email address, maybe even you, had recently requested our vacancy list
• Make your babymaker hard as rock
• I have an obscured business transaction for you
• Cheney visits Afghan President, Shoots Him in the Face
• I want sale you rolex. Do you want one?
• Sperm-flavored cocaine all the rage in LA
• Huge Love Weapon is Never Too Much
• How’s the palo so far? I loved your blog about spain and the bumtapper. I laughed my head off
• The Technology of the HairMax LaserComb
• Angelina’s Newborn Twins Marry Each Other
• Parking domain names is about the same level as a baby seal hunter, ENLARGE-YOUR-PEN!S spam and Michael Bolton.
• Thousands of excellent anals from Congleton
• Make Your Love Wand Function Better.
• Britney Spears Shaves Head At Request of Zombie Overlord
• Britney Spears To Be Adopted By African Child
• Midget immigrant stowaways found in Lindsay Lohan’s gaping…
• What do Somalia, Long John Silvers and the U.N. have in common?