Been awhile since I did a collection of email spam subject lines. I just put up the ones from very recently, might have fun to do a huge one, but that is too time consuming:

• How to communicate effectively via email
• Success is what your wear
• Global Orgasms for Peace
• A Pac-Man for your arteries
• IT consultant of perfect love making art
• Perk up your pecs
• Oi. You. Zombie Apocalypse. Now.
• Your mommy’s friends are weird (or all gay)
• Someone please for to helps me!
• Agents wanted: For CSI
• WORM CANNIBALISM TO GAIN MEMORIES OF DEAD WORMS
• Win $1000 a day
• You’ve got cash